Citrinis

Citrinis

Wall Street is gushing over Citrini’s ‘Analyst #3’ and his wild report from the Strait of Hormuz

Finance April 7, 2026

Finance types can’t stop talking about Citrini Research’s “Analyst #3” and what the firm says was a wild trip to the Strait of Hormuz. Loading audio narration… Wall Street’s denizens and market watchers across the globe rushed to X to commend the intrepid analyst with memes, GIFs, and kudos-filled posts.It’s insane…

Trending

Want a Great Resume That Stands Out? You Must Include These 11 Things

I’ve got 4 kids and 1 goal this summer: do less

3 big takeaways from Pope Leo’s letter on AI

I have a background in child development, yet I still make mistakes. It took time to let go when my daughter went to college.

A 27-year-old woman with extreme cramping lied about having a common colon cancer symptom to get screened sooner. She was later diagnosed at stage 4.

Wall Street is gushing over Citrini’s ‘Analyst #3’ and his wild report from the Strait of Hormuz

I’ve got 4 kids and 1 goal this summer: do less

3 big takeaways from Pope Leo’s letter on AI

I have a background in child development, yet I still make mistakes. It took time to let go when my daughter went to college.

A 27-year-old woman with extreme cramping lied about having a common colon cancer symptom to get screened sooner. She was later diagnosed at stage 4.

Suffer Now, Thrive Later: Relish Working Brutal Hours Early in Life

6 ways to help AI-proof your job

Nvidia’s Jensen Huang says CEOs who blame AI for layoffs are giving a ‘lazy’ excuse

3 Ways to Survive a Mortgage Rate Spike That Adds Hundreds to Monthly Costs

Subscribe to Updates

Trending

Citrinis