Peter McEvilley never expected anyone to care about some silly songs he wrote in 2019 for a toy singing pumpkin. But recently, a concerned mother posted to TikTok a warning about a toy singing pumpkin called Jabberin’ Jack that included a song that was oddly… horny.
The mother’s video went viral on TikTok and then later X. However, instead of hand-wringing and concern, most commenters seemed highly amused by the sexy crooning pumpkin with lascivious lyrics such as: “Who wants to be wicked for one night?” and “Come closer, I have a kiss for you, and it tastes like pumpkin pie.”
It gets much more suggestive than that — you have to listen to the…
