The tech guy uniform is full of basic T-shirts and bad haircuts, so I get why Alexandr Wang’s look at Meta Connect is riling Silicon Valley. If you’re used to the black turtlenecks of Steve Jobs and Elizabeth Holmes, or the white T-shirts of Mark Zuckerberg, sure, Wang’s camo-print deer T-shirt and matching Crocs seem like a fashion statement.

They are not. They are merely how 20-something coastal elites dress these days.

I could throw a stone in Bushwick, Brooklyn, and hit seven of these types in one go. Last year, I dated an early-stage founder who insisted on exclusively thrifting his clothes, just as Wang has insisted that his deer-print…